December 2011
Directionator: I hate Niall, he is so ugly! He can't even sing
Police: so you say she just fell onto that knife 37 times
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
How to piss off a bus driver
bxxx:
standingontheyell0wline:
LMFAO, im crying !
lol wtf is this !?
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS MUCH FOR YEARS.
HAHAAHAHA
That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
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imagine having your period on your wedding day...
onelesslonelygirlswag:
a girl didn’t reblog and she had her period on her wedding day.
i don’t will risk THAT!
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
silviafabray:
That awkward moment when you're trying to text... →
And you’re like… CAN I HELP YOU?
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
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Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
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Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
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Differences between normal people and me: →
c-oyote:
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
wowfunniestposts:
bringing this back..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHA OMG
dead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg ‘why do you keep replying with gifs?’ ‘I regret nothing’ HAHAHA dead
i think nobody knows how much I’m laughing right now omg asdghldj hahahahahaha
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Things that you didn't know:
i-like-pigeons:
Worms may have up to 9 hearts.
You can die laughing.
If sharks get upside down they fall into a coma.
Turtles can breathe through their tails.
EDWARD CULLEN...
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
Taking off sunglasses
Expectation:
Reality:
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